If I were in charge (and you should be glad this is not the case) I would not retire Perfect Pennants:

I would also not retire Back to Black DSP, unless of course I had a brand new, Black and White/Vanilla DSP waiting in the wings (that would blow my socks off).  Just sayin’ Stampin’ Up!

This bold, masculine font does the trick for Manly birthday cards.  It goes into my permanent archives.

Maybe I should get a couple more packages of Back to Black…